Stainless Steel Balls with Quick Release Mount
Balls, for your car.
Balls, for your car.
What Can They Do?
034Motorsport's Stainless Steel Balls with Quick Release Mount are engineered to optimize your car's grip, handling, and stance.
Too much wheelspin off the line? Hang the balls over the driven wheels to gain more traction.
Tired of plowing through turns in a noseheavy car? Hang the balls towards the back of your car to improve weight distribution.
Dialing in your stance? Adjusting coilovers and/or taking a torch to your springs is hard. Just use the balls to add weight over one axle and be hellaflush.
Concerned about theft? Use the balls as an anchor to deter even the most brazen of thieves.
Is your car just too fast? The balls conform with ballast requirements for most racing series. Simply add balls until you reach the required weight!
So Easy, Even a CEO Can Do It!
How do They Work?
034Motorsport's Stainless Steel Balls utilize Patented Moose Knuckle Technology and the power of gravity to improve your vehicle's performance (and your masculinity) in every way possible.
- Remove Stainless Steel Balls from Denim Carrying Pouch
- Determine Optimal Installation Location for Desired Stance or Performance Benefits
- Attach Securely Using Quick Release Mount
- Take Pictures and Upload with #Balls034
- Enjoy Unparalleled Performance, Stance, and Masculinity
Important: Don't Forget to Stow the Balls in the Factory Testicle Compartment (or Your Wife's Purse) When Not in Use!
Stainless Steel Balls: The Features
Functional Design, Masculine OEM+ Looks
They're 8" Long Balls! For Your Car!
Improved Traction for Quicker Launches
Dimensionally Verified with 3D Scanner
Balls Fit in Factory Testicle Compartment
Share Your Balls with Friends!
Shiny Scrotium 321 SS
No Tools Needed to Install
Moose Knuckle Technology
Wind Tunnel Tested
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Warning: This product may contain a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
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